(Count or cut it?)
(Old man went to barber shop.)
Barber in anger asked: Shall I count it or cut it?
Old man smiled and said: Colour it!
(Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.)
Barber in anger asked: Shall I count it or cut it?
Old man smiled and said: Colour it!
(Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.)
(Keep money in the books.)
Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.
(A perfect eyesight.)
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Husband: At least you have perfect eyesight.
Husband: At least you have perfect eyesight.
(Can I see engineering college girls?)
Johnny: If I climb this tree, can I see engineering college girls?
Sunny: Definitely, if you jump from there you can also see Medical college girls.
Sunny: Definitely, if you jump from there you can also see Medical college girls.
(There's a fly in the coffee.)
(A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.)
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don't you know how to drink a coffee?
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh don't worry sir, the fly won't drink much!
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
Customer: (Annoyingly) The fly dead, it's irritating!
Waiter: I guess, it doesn't know how to swim properly.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don't you know how to drink? I will teach you!
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don't you know how to drink a coffee?
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh don't worry sir, the fly won't drink much!
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
Customer: (Annoyingly) The fly dead, it's irritating!
Waiter: I guess, it doesn't know how to swim properly.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Don't you know how to drink? I will teach you!
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.
(Don't have boy's number.)
Chemistry teacher: Do you know Avogadro's Number?
Student: Avogadro was a boy or a girl?
Teacher: Boy.
Student: Sorry, I don't have number of boys.
Student: Avogadro was a boy or a girl?
Teacher: Boy.
Student: Sorry, I don't have number of boys.
(Forgetful mother)
Mom: Anton, do you think I'm a forgetful mother?
Son: My name is Paul.
Son: My name is Paul.
(Coffee Shop vs Wine Shop.)
Boy: What is the difference between COFFFEE Shop and WINE Shop?
Another Boy: COFFEE Shop is the starting point of love and WINE Shop is the last point of love.
Another Boy: COFFEE Shop is the starting point of love and WINE Shop is the last point of love.
(Any doubt?)
(In class)
Sir: This chapter is completed. Any doubt?
Sandhya: Yes sir.
Sir: Tell me, Sandhya?
Sandhya: Sir, I have doubt on my boyfriend.
Sir: This chapter is completed. Any doubt?
Sandhya: Yes sir.
Sir: Tell me, Sandhya?
Sandhya: Sir, I have doubt on my boyfriend.
(Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.)
(On Facebook chat)
She: What are you doing?
Me: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
She: Wow, Soo cute!
Me: Yes, but she's not replying, so I'm texting you.
She: What are you doing?
Me: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
She: Wow, Soo cute!
Me: Yes, but she's not replying, so I'm texting you.