(Forget wallet at home.)
James: Hey Jack! I forget my wallet at my home, I too forgot to carry my my card. I really need 500 Dollars now. Can you please help me?
Jack: Take this 1 Dollar, get a taxi, go home and bring it.
Jack: Take this 1 Dollar, get a taxi, go home and bring it.
(All of your choices are trash.)
(Husband and wife are arguing.)
Wife: Do you know one thing? All of your choices are trash and useless.
Husband: Ok! Can I tell you something?
Wife: Tell!
Husband: You are also my choice!
Wife: Do you know one thing? All of your choices are trash and useless.
Husband: Ok! Can I tell you something?
Wife: Tell!
Husband: You are also my choice!
(How to stay warm in cold room?)
Andrew: How to stay warm in cold room?
Bryan: Don't know. How?
Andrew: Go and sit in the corner, cuz it's always 90° there.
Bryan: Don't know. How?
Andrew: Go and sit in the corner, cuz it's always 90° there.
(What happened to the plant?)
Teacher: What happened to that plant in the Maths class?
Student: It grew square roots.
Student: It grew square roots.
(Teacher vs Student.)
Teacher: Any questions?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: Tell!
Student: If one teacher can't teach all subjects, how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: Tell!
Student: If one teacher can't teach all subjects, how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?
(Way to flirt.)
(Me trying to flirt with my crush.)
Me: Hey girl! your beauty is killing me.
She: Than go and die.
Me: Hey girl! your beauty is killing me.
She: Than go and die.
(I want iPhone 6s.)
Me: Daddy! I want 6s.
Dad: (Angrily) What??
Me: I meant Success. I want Success.
Dad: (Angrily) What??
Me: I meant Success. I want Success.
(I see something beautiful.)
Me to my girlfriend: When I look at your eye, I see something beautiful!
She: (Happily) Wow! What's that?
Me: My reflection.
She: (Happily) Wow! What's that?
Me: My reflection.
(What happened to you bro?)
(My bro was lying on the ground.)
Me: Oops! What happened bro?
Bro: Call me an ambulance... Fast.
Me: Hey ambulance! what happened to you?
Me: Oops! What happened bro?
Bro: Call me an ambulance... Fast.
Me: Hey ambulance! what happened to you?
(Stick nose in my business.)
Binay:
I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my bussiness.
Suman: Why, what do you do?
Binay: I've a company, I make tissue papers.
Suman: Why, what do you do?
Binay: I've a company, I make tissue papers.