(Which shampoo do you use?)
(One girl to another girl.)
Girl1: I use Pantene shampoo, which shampoo do you use?
Girl2: I use Ariana's.
Girl1: I use Dove soap, which soap do you use?
Girl2: I use Ariana's.
Girl1: Is Ariana's an international brand?
Girl2: No! She's my roommate!
Girl1: I use Pantene shampoo, which shampoo do you use?
Girl2: I use Ariana's.
Girl1: I use Dove soap, which soap do you use?
Girl2: I use Ariana's.
Girl1: Is Ariana's an international brand?
Girl2: No! She's my roommate!
(What are the Billi options?)
(Me at the restaurant.)
Waiter: Sir this is your bill.
Me: What are the payment methods?
Waiter: Cash, Credit Card and Cheque.
Me: Isn't there option of washing plates?
Waiter: Sir this is your bill.
Me: What are the payment methods?
Waiter: Cash, Credit Card and Cheque.
Me: Isn't there option of washing plates?
(Did you allow to use it?)
Mom: You have bought a book of 20 Dollars, are you reading it?
Me: I have bought a phone of 1000 Dollar, do you allow me to use it?
Me: I have bought a phone of 1000 Dollar, do you allow me to use it?
(Do you love me?)
Me: Do you love me?
She: No, I don't love you!
Me: Really??
She: Yeah!
Me: Ok! Than ask your friends weather they love me or not!!
She: No, I don't love you!
Me: Really??
She: Yeah!
Me: Ok! Than ask your friends weather they love me or not!!
(The any was a lier.)
Today I was so bored.
I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her.
She had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.
I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her.
She had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.
(Tell anything.)
(At classroom)
Teacher: What do you call deaf in Spanish?
Student: You can tell anything, he will not listen.
Teacher: What do you call deaf in Spanish?
Student: You can tell anything, he will not listen.
(Am I joke to you?)
Doctor: Does the operation and save the patient.
Patient Family: Thank God!
Doctor: Am I joke to you??
Patient Family: Thank God!
Doctor: Am I joke to you??
(I'm very sad.)
Me: I'm very sad, I'm at the hospital now.
She: Why? What happened?
Me: My brother is not able to talk or walk.
She: I'm sorry to hear that. From when did it happen to him?
Me: He was born a few hours ago. Since that time.
She: Why? What happened?
Me: My brother is not able to talk or walk.
She: I'm sorry to hear that. From when did it happen to him?
Me: He was born a few hours ago. Since that time.
(Taxi fee.)
(Rajesh needed to travel by taxi for the first time)
Rajesh: Take me up to the market.
Taxi Driver: Okay sir, take a seat.
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(They reached the market)
Rajesh: How much did it cost?
Taxi Driver: 100 Rupees.
(Rajesh gave 50 rupees)
Taxi Driver: Rupees 50?? This is only half amount.
Rajesh: Yes, you've also came by the taxi, you pay remaining half amount.
Rajesh: Take me up to the market.
Taxi Driver: Okay sir, take a seat.
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(They reached the market)
Rajesh: How much did it cost?
Taxi Driver: 100 Rupees.
(Rajesh gave 50 rupees)
Taxi Driver: Rupees 50?? This is only half amount.
Rajesh: Yes, you've also came by the taxi, you pay remaining half amount.
(Replace the batteries.)
(An elderly couple are in church.)
The wife leans over and whispers to her husband: I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?
The husband replies: First of all, replace the batteries of your hearing aid!
The wife leans over and whispers to her husband: I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?
The husband replies: First of all, replace the batteries of your hearing aid!