(I'll hold your monkey.)
(A woman gets on a bus with her baby.)
The bus driver says: Ugh, that's not so good looking baby!
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me!
The man says: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
The bus driver says: Ugh, that's not so good looking baby!
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me!
The man says: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
(Habit of taking photos.)
Aryan: Why does girl smile in the lightning storm?
Brian: Don't know, you tell?
Aryan: They think they are getting their picture taken?
Brian: Don't know, you tell?
Aryan: They think they are getting their picture taken?
(Don't sleep in class.)
Student: Ma'am, you always tell us to follow our dreams.
Teacher: Yes, Than?
Student: But they never let us sleep in class.
Teacher: Yes, Than?
Student: But they never let us sleep in class.
(What is true friendship?)
Teacher: Raj, tell me about Friendship in short.
Raj: Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Teacher: How's that?
Raj: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Raj: Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Teacher: How's that?
Raj: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
(Good and bad News.)
Doctor: I've two news for you. One is good and the other one is bad, which one do you prefer to hear first?
Patient: I prefer to hear the good one.
Doctor: You have only 24 hours to live!
Patient: Then what is the bad news Doctor?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday!
Patient: I prefer to hear the good one.
Doctor: You have only 24 hours to live!
Patient: Then what is the bad news Doctor?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday!
(Just eat noodles.)
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says: I hate my mother-in-law.
The other replies: Well, just eat your noodles, then.
The other replies: Well, just eat your noodles, then.
(Most common lies.)
Most common lies ever told:
I did not do it.
I am fine.
I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.
I did not do it.
I am fine.
I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.
(Best way of saving money.)
The best way of saving money is:
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(Thank you.)
A: What is 5Q + 5Q?
B: 10Q.
A: You're welcome!
B: 10Q.
A: You're welcome!
(Hello!)
(A boy is chatting with a new girl on Facebook.)
Boy: Hello Juliet's mother!
Girl: Hello! Who is Juliet?
Boy: Our daughter!
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Boy: Hello Juliet's mother!
Girl: Hello! Who is Juliet?
Boy: Our daughter!
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