(Tell me the spelling.)
Me: Bro, tell me the correct spelling of excellent.
Bro: exlnt.
Me: Ok: Thank you bro!
Bro: U r wlcm.
Bro: exlnt.
Me: Ok: Thank you bro!
Bro: U r wlcm.
(Did you like this?)
(Romeo took Juliet to the jewellery shop.)
Romeo: Dear, did you like it?
Juliet: Yes, very much!
Romeo: That's nice! will come tomorrow to see it again.
Romeo: Dear, did you like it?
Juliet: Yes, very much!
Romeo: That's nice! will come tomorrow to see it again.
(We need to talk!)
Wife told her husband: After you finish watering the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your mobile phone.
It has been more than 4 days the husband is still watering the plants.
It has been more than 4 days the husband is still watering the plants.
(Chatting with crush.)
(Me chatting with my crush on Facebook.)
Me: Hi.
She: Hello!
Me: Wow! Nice handwriting, thanks for typing.
Me: Hi.
She: Hello!
Me: Wow! Nice handwriting, thanks for typing.
(Saddest love story.)
I was her Bread, She was my Jam.
One day she left me saying, You deserve butter.
One day she left me saying, You deserve butter.
(In 2013.)
In The Year 2013 There Was A Russian Scientist called Pavandolakoviviscov Kintayionshinkov.
Why did you skip the name?
I will not complete the story.
I can't deal with lazy people like you.
Why did you skip the name?
I will not complete the story.
I can't deal with lazy people like you.
(I broke my arm.)
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
(Why they threw him?)
Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm.
He asks his mom: Where'd we get him?
His mother replies: He came from Heaven, Johnny.
Johnny says: Wow! I can see why they threw him out!
He asks his mom: Where'd we get him?
His mother replies: He came from Heaven, Johnny.
Johnny says: Wow! I can see why they threw him out!
(My brother became hen.)
(A guy goes to the Doctor.)
Guy: Doctor, I'm really worried about my brother, he thinks he's a Hen.
Doctor: Well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?
Guy: Don't be stupid, we need the eggs.
Guy: Doctor, I'm really worried about my brother, he thinks he's a Hen.
Doctor: Well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?
Guy: Don't be stupid, we need the eggs.
(Why didn't you cry?)
(Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing.)
His mother asked: What's the matter?
Johnny: (with tear in his eyes) Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer.
Mother: That's not so serious and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?
Johnny: (crying voice) I did first.
His mother asked: What's the matter?
Johnny: (with tear in his eyes) Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer.
Mother: That's not so serious and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?
Johnny: (crying voice) I did first.