(Are we poisonous?)
A snake kid asks his mom: Mom, are we poisonous?
His mother says: Why do you want to know?
The snake kid says: Because I just bit my tongue.
His mother says: Why do you want to know?
The snake kid says: Because I just bit my tongue.
(Sweet dreams.)
(Kim was putting sugar under his pillow. His mom saw it.)
Mother: Why are you putting sugar under your pillow?
Son: So that I would have sweet dreams!
Mother: Why are you putting sugar under your pillow?
Son: So that I would have sweet dreams!
(First thing you do in the morning.)
Teacher: What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Student: I wake up.
Student: I wake up.
(Good and bad News.)
Doctor: I have a good news and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad News first.
Doctor: Because of such a heavy accident, your both legs need to be cut.
Patient: Oh no! Than what's the good news?
Doctor: The patient on next bed is ready to buy your shoes.
Patient: Tell me the bad News first.
Doctor: Because of such a heavy accident, your both legs need to be cut.
Patient: Oh no! Than what's the good news?
Doctor: The patient on next bed is ready to buy your shoes.
(Pure Accident.)
Mother: (angrily) Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?
Johnny: It was pure accident, Momma. He turned around.
Johnny: It was pure accident, Momma. He turned around.
(To enjoy the heaven.)
Question: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first.
The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first.
(Time to go home.)
(After teaching about telling time.)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.
(How many?)
A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5.
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
B: 4 or 5.
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
(Who was the doctor?)
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
A: The doctor was his mother.
(Going to high school.)
(Shyam was carrying a ladder while going to the school. His mother saw it.)
Mother: Why are you taking the ladder to the school?
Shyam: Because I'm going to high school.
Mother: Why are you taking the ladder to the school?
Shyam: Because I'm going to high school.