(Do you have sentimental cards?)
Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: Yes! How about this card, it says,To the only boy I ever loved!
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
Shopkeeper: Yes! How about this card, it says,To the only boy I ever loved!
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Shaking hands before flight begins.)
A: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
B: Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
B: Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
(How do rocket fly fast?)
(An Aeroplane asks a Rocket.)
Aeroplane: How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies: You will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Aeroplane: How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies: You will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
(6 important things.)
In our life time, these 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu(pee).
So, don't forget to go to toilet before going to bed.
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu(pee).
So, don't forget to go to toilet before going to bed.
(Ants will finish you!)
(Me flirting with my crush.)
Me: You are very beautiful.
She: Aww! Thank you!
Me: You are very cute.
She: Thank you dear.
Me: You are very sweet.
She: Thank you so much.
Me: Oops.. sorry.
She: What happened?
Me: I can't call you sweet..
She: Why?
Me: Because ants will finish you.
Me: You are very beautiful.
She: Aww! Thank you!
Me: You are very cute.
She: Thank you dear.
Me: You are very sweet.
She: Thank you so much.
Me: Oops.. sorry.
She: What happened?
Me: I can't call you sweet..
She: Why?
Me: Because ants will finish you.
(Future plans of the children.)
Teacher asks children: What do you wish to do in future?
Adam: I want to be a pilot.
Mark: I want to be a programmer.
Rabin: I want to be a doctor.
Bina: I want to be a good mother.
Suresh : I want to help Bina.
Adam: I want to be a pilot.
Mark: I want to be a programmer.
Rabin: I want to be a doctor.
Bina: I want to be a good mother.
Suresh : I want to help Bina.
(Bomb in the garden.)
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
(Talking with my wife.)
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me! You are holding the phone since 20 minutes and you haven't spoken a word!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.
(Sitting on Daddy's lap.)
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
(Giving up.)
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
Johnny: Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?
Mom: To make myself beautiful.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
Johnny: What's the matter?
Mom: Giving up.
Johnny: Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?
Mom: To make myself beautiful.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
Johnny: What's the matter?
Mom: Giving up.