(Don't permit to have two wives.)
Amit: Why doesn't our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?
Binit: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.
Binit: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.
(I clean the toilet.)
An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey, I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
Wife: I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
Husband: And that helps?
Wife: Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.
Wife: I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
Husband: And that helps?
Wife: Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.
(Did I gain weight?)
Wife: Honey, do you think I gained weight?
Husband: No, I think the living room got smaller.
Husband: No, I think the living room got smaller.
(Horn is a warning signal.)
Son: Daddy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?
Dad: Because there's a wedding going on.
Son: But isn't the horn a warning signal, Daddy?
Dad: Exactly, son.
Dad: Because there's a wedding going on.
Son: But isn't the horn a warning signal, Daddy?
Dad: Exactly, son.
(Had a happy 25 years.)
Asim: Me and my wife had a very happy 25 years.
Bim: And then?
Asim: Then we married.
Bim: And then?
Asim: Then we married.
(Arguing with wife.)
Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet.
In the end you just give up and go I Agree.
In the end you just give up and go I Agree.
(He's not our child.)
A mother thinks there's something strange going on and eventually decides to take a DNA test.
She finds out that their child is actually not related to her or her husband at all.
Wife: Darling, there's something really important that we need to talk about. I did a DNA test and Raj isn't our biological child.
Husband: Of course he isn't, don't you remember? We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped hugely on my cloth. So you told me, "Go and change baby! I'll wait here."
She finds out that their child is actually not related to her or her husband at all.
Wife: Darling, there's something really important that we need to talk about. I did a DNA test and Raj isn't our biological child.
Husband: Of course he isn't, don't you remember? We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped hugely on my cloth. So you told me, "Go and change baby! I'll wait here."
(Oxygen is important.)
I heard people say you can't live without love.
I still think oxygen is more important.
I still think oxygen is more important.
(A scientific research.)
A scientific study discovered that women with extra weight usually live longer than men who point it out.
(Women are Saints.)
Son: Why are women are Saints?
Father: Because they forgive even if men are not guilty.
Father: Because they forgive even if men are not guilty.