Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
A: Wet.
Q: How does a penguin build it's house?
A: Igloos it together.
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea (No-eye deer).
A: No idea (No-eye deer).
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.
A: An irrelephant.
Q: Why do blind people hate skydiving?
A: It scares the hell out of their dogs.
A: It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Q: How is Facebook like Sunglasses?
A: Because it help you to stare at people without getting caught.
A: Because it help you to stare at people without getting caught.
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY.
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY.
Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark.
A: a yardvark.
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
A: LMAYO.
A: LMAYO.