(Want to surprise.)
Peter walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store: I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater.
Sales lady: Oh that's so cute. Sounds like it's going to be a great surprise.
John: It sure is. She's expecting a new diamond ring!
Sales lady: Oh that's so cute. Sounds like it's going to be a great surprise.
John: It sure is. She's expecting a new diamond ring!
(A toss.)
A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said:
If Head, I go to sleep.
If Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge, I'll study.
If Head, I go to sleep.
If Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge, I'll study.
(Who is Doctor?)
Teacher: David, tell me, Who is Doctor?
David: Doctor is a person who cures the ills by pills and kills by his bills.
David: Doctor is a person who cures the ills by pills and kills by his bills.
(Who?)
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman.
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.
Now who is Ravan?
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.
Now who is Ravan?
(Why do couple hold hand during marriage?)
Son: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Dad: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
(Just love chocolate.)
An old lady gave the Bus Driver peanuts to eat.
This happened for several times.
One day, the driver said: Why you give me such wonderful peanuts to eat? Why don't you eat them yourself?
The Lady replied: I don't have teeth to eat them.
Driver: Then why you bought them?
Old Lady: I just love the chocolate around them.
This happened for several times.
One day, the driver said: Why you give me such wonderful peanuts to eat? Why don't you eat them yourself?
The Lady replied: I don't have teeth to eat them.
Driver: Then why you bought them?
Old Lady: I just love the chocolate around them.
(100% at work.)
An applicant to his Boss.
Applicant: Sir, I always give 100% time at work.
Boss: Oh, and how do you manage it?
Applicant replies: Sir, 18% Sunday, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 22% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!
Applicant: Sir, I always give 100% time at work.
Boss: Oh, and how do you manage it?
Applicant replies: Sir, 18% Sunday, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 22% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!
(Best Ad.)
Best Ad by an AC Company:
Buy ACs.
Because the youth of today is committing suicides using fans.
Buy ACs.
Because the youth of today is committing suicides using fans.
(An announcement.)
Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them."
Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes:
"The 215 students who went to move cars please return to their respective classes."
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them."
Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes:
"The 215 students who went to move cars please return to their respective classes."
(Cute and Short Love Story.)
Girl: Hey: I've got 2 words to say to you.
Boy: what?
Girl: I LOVE U.
Boy: Huh; isn't that 3 words?
Girl: No! Because You(U) and Me(I) are one!
Boy: what?
Girl: I LOVE U.
Boy: Huh; isn't that 3 words?
Girl: No! Because You(U) and Me(I) are one!
