(Useful tip.)
To be a Good professional, always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time and tackle Emergencies.
Because it teaches how to manage Time and tackle Emergencies.
(English isn't easy.)
Who said English is easy?
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1. ______ I don't have Brain.
2. ______ I don't have Sense.
3. ______ I am Stupid.
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1. ______ I don't have Brain.
2. ______ I don't have Sense.
3. ______ I am Stupid.
(Why the groom wearing black dress?)
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother: Why is the bride dressed in white?
Mother: Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.
The child thought about this for a moment then said: So why is the groom wearing black..
Mother: Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.
The child thought about this for a moment then said: So why is the groom wearing black..
(Whose mobile?)
(In a bar, a man attend the call of a ringing mobile.)
Man: Hello!
Wife: Hello Darling, shall I buy 1 diamond ring?
Man: Sure honey!
Wife: Shall I use your Credit Card for payment?
Man: Ok dear!
Friends: Great to see that you love her so much!
Man: Hmm! By the way, whose mobile is this, I don't know.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Hello Darling, shall I buy 1 diamond ring?
Man: Sure honey!
Wife: Shall I use your Credit Card for payment?
Man: Ok dear!
Friends: Great to see that you love her so much!
Man: Hmm! By the way, whose mobile is this, I don't know.
(Outstanding student.)
Son: Mom! I am the most outstanding student of my class.
Mom: That's nice son, but how did you achieve that position?
Son: Because, I always stand outside the class. Proud to be an out-standing student.
Mom: That's nice son, but how did you achieve that position?
Son: Because, I always stand outside the class. Proud to be an out-standing student.
(Height of insult.)
Height of Insult:
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.
(What are chemicals?)
Teacher: Can anyone tell me advantages of chemicals?
Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
(A great idea.)
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper panickd, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read as MAIN ENTRANCE.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper panickd, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read as MAIN ENTRANCE.
(To save lives.)
In an engineering university during a math's class:
Student: Why do we have to learn this?
Teacher: To save lives.
Student: How does math save lives?
Teacher: It keeps idiots like you out of medical college.
Student: Why do we have to learn this?
Teacher: To save lives.
Student: How does math save lives?
Teacher: It keeps idiots like you out of medical college.
(Best of luck.)
Boy to girl before exam: Hey! All The Best.
Girl: All The Best to you too.
Result: Girl scored 87 marks & Boy failed.
Moral: Only Boys wish with true heart.
Girl: All The Best to you too.
Result: Girl scored 87 marks & Boy failed.
Moral: Only Boys wish with true heart.