(Can you swim?)
Boy: Can you swim?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: And where did you learn it?
Girl: In the water.
Girl: Yes.
Boy: And where did you learn it?
Girl: In the water.
(Which is worse?)
Ram: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Laxman: Finding half a worm in remaining piece of apple.
Laxman: Finding half a worm in remaining piece of apple.
(Push and pull.)
Teacher: Do you know the two words that will open many doors for you in this life?
Student: Pull and push.
Student: Pull and push.
(For the sun?)
(A child goes into a glass store.)
Child: I want to buy a some glass, please.
Salesperson asks: For the sun?
The child answers: No, for me.
Child: I want to buy a some glass, please.
Salesperson asks: For the sun?
The child answers: No, for me.
(Clapped whole day for me.)
(A mother mosquito says to her baby mosquitos.)
Mother: Children, be careful with humans and don't get close to them because they always want to kill us.
But one of the mosquitos answers: No Mommy, that isn't true. Yesterday a human spent the whole afternoon clapping for me.
Mother: Children, be careful with humans and don't get close to them because they always want to kill us.
But one of the mosquitos answers: No Mommy, that isn't true. Yesterday a human spent the whole afternoon clapping for me.
(How old is the cat?)
A boy asks his father: How old is the cat?
Father replies: Two years old.
The boy asks: And how old am I?
Father replies: Nine years old.
The boy asks: So how did this cat has a moustache and I don't?
Father replies: Two years old.
The boy asks: And how old am I?
Father replies: Nine years old.
The boy asks: So how did this cat has a moustache and I don't?
(How much is the bus?)
(A little boy gets on a bus and says to the driver.)
Boy: How much is the bus?
The driver answers: It's 2 Dollars.
And the boy says: Okay, everybody get down. I'm buying the bus.
Boy: How much is the bus?
The driver answers: It's 2 Dollars.
(What brought you here?)
(A patient enters the doctor's office.)
Doctor: What is it that has brought you here?
Patient: An ambulance. Why?
Doctor: What is it that has brought you here?
Patient: An ambulance. Why?
(Don't talk when I eat.)
(A girl and a boy eating burger in a restaurant.)
The boy told the girl: I want to tell you one thing.
The girl said: Do not talk to me when I eat, when I eat my burger, then you can talk.
So, when they finished the girl asked the boy: Now you want to say?
The boy said: Well, I mean, there was a cockroach in your burger.
The girl said: Do not talk to me when I eat, when I eat my burger, then you can talk.
So, when they finished the girl asked the boy: Now you want to say?
The boy said: Well, I mean, there was a cockroach in your burger.
(What's important?)
When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks: Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me?
Remember your answer is not important at this time.
What is important is your heartbeat.
Keep your heart in control, Don't panic. It's just your biometric test.
Remember your answer is not important at this time.
What is important is your heartbeat.
Keep your heart in control, Don't panic. It's just your biometric test.