(Throw your bill.)
Doctor: You have a heart problem. So, throw away anything which makes you feel bad.
Patient: So, Can I throw your hospital charges bill?
Patient: So, Can I throw your hospital charges bill?
(I just say.)
Patient: Doctor I have a problem. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Alright, don't worry. Tell me about your problem?
Patient: I just said, you stupid bastard.
Doctor: Alright, don't worry. Tell me about your problem?
Patient: I just said, you stupid bastard.
(You can hear now.)
Patient: Doctor, I couldn't hear anything.
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago.
Doctor: Don't worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions.
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago.
Doctor: Don't worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions.
(Just a room.)
David: I love her so much.
Richard: She's just 14 and you are 28.
David: Age is just a number.
Richard: And jail is just a room.
Richard: She's just 14 and you are 28.
David: Age is just a number.
Richard: And jail is just a room.
(There are CCTV Cameras.)
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
(It's age of marriage.)
Relative: Son, what's your age?
Guy: 25.
Relative: It's an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what's your age, uncle?
Relative: 70.
Guy: It's an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
Guy: 25.
Relative: It's an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what's your age, uncle?
Relative: 70.
Guy: It's an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
(Become Einstein by going to school.)
Son: Mom, give me money for gym.
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
(You look beautiful when you don't wear glass.)
Boy: OMG, You look so much pretty when you don't wear your glasses.
Girl: Well, You look better when I don't wear my glasses too.
Girl: Well, You look better when I don't wear my glasses too.
(Which snake doesn't bite?)
(Daddy was listening to music, son was reading his books.)
Son: Daddy! Which snake doesn't bite?
Dad: DJ Snake.
Son: Daddy! Which snake doesn't bite?
Dad: DJ Snake.
(Life is maths.)
Student: Sir! Our life is like maths, isn't it?
Teacher: Hmm? How is it?
Student: Because it has too many problems.
Teacher: Hmm? How is it?
Student: Because it has too many problems.