(Birthday gift.)
Girl: I need a kiss on my birthday.
Boy: Again stupid things?
Girl: Ok! What do you think about iPhone-X than?
Boy: How many kiss do you need?
Boy: Again stupid things?
Girl: Ok! What do you think about iPhone-X than?
Boy: How many kiss do you need?
(What an idea.)
Yesterday, Alina went to have breakfast in the hotel.
All the couples were sitting on the seat.
There was no place to sit.
So, Alina took out the phone from her pocket and said loudly, "your girlfriend is sitting here with another guy".
No one believes what happened than. Half the girls disappeared from the hotel.
All the couples were sitting on the seat.
There was no place to sit.
So, Alina took out the phone from her pocket and said loudly, "your girlfriend is sitting here with another guy".
No one believes what happened than. Half the girls disappeared from the hotel.
(Have good parents than.)
A mother said to her son: Look at that kid over there. He's not misbehaving with his parents.
The son replied: Maybe he has good parents then!
The son replied: Maybe he has good parents then!
(Don't accept cheap gifts.)
Man: I want to offer myself to you.
Woman: I'm Sorry.
Man: Why?
Woman: I don't accept cheap gifts.
Woman: I'm Sorry.
Man: Why?
Woman: I don't accept cheap gifts.
(Still have mine.)
A husband says to his wife: You know, our son got his brain from me.
The wife replies: I think he did. I still got mine with me!
The wife replies: I think he did. I still got mine with me!
(Can see future.)
Patient: Doctor, please help me. I think I can see in the future.
Doctor: When did it start?
Patient: Next Friday.
Doctor: When did it start?
Patient: Next Friday.
(You're very greedy.)
Doctor: Mr. Stephen, I mistakenly left my operation gloves inside your body. So, I need to open the stitches again.
Patient: Don't be too greedy, doctor. Take this money and buy a new one.
Patient: Don't be too greedy, doctor. Take this money and buy a new one.
(Begger to woman.)
Begger: Hey beautiful! Please give me RS.10. I'm blind.
Woman: Awww! Take this Rs.50. Thanks for calling me beautiful.
Woman: Awww! Take this Rs.50. Thanks for calling me beautiful.
(Idiot at the end.)
Me: Mom! My teacher gave me 20 pages to write.
Mom: Why?
Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Mom: Then?
Me: I asked which end.
Mom: Why?
Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Mom: Then?
Me: I asked which end.
(Do dangerous sports.)
(At a medical check-up:)
Doctor: Do you do dangerous sports?
Patient: Yes, sometimes I talk back at my wife.
Doctor: Do you do dangerous sports?
Patient: Yes, sometimes I talk back at my wife.