Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs?
A: He wears gloves instead of trousers.
A: He wears gloves instead of trousers.
Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in High School.
A: Because they're all in High School.
Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
A: It wooden start.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you.
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you.
Q: What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?
A: A Frisbee.
A: A Frisbee.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: He wanted to get to the bottom.
A: He wanted to get to the bottom.
Q: What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
A: Shadow.
A: Shadow.
Q: Whale you be my valentine?
A: Dolphinately.
A: Dolphinately.
Q: Which Apple product can you buy with your current bank balance?
A: Apple Juice.
A: Apple Juice.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him?
A: The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.
A: The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.