Coach: Why are you late for the game?
Caterpillar: I had to put my shoes on.
Caterpillar: I had to put my shoes on.
Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
A: An ice cube.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
A: In snow banks.
Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.
A: We make perfect cents.
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: How do you make your aunt freeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.
A: You steal her pajamas.
Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go.
A: Because she'll let it go.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn't want one for nights.
A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth.
A: Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth.