Q: Which animal helps people to cross the road by sleeping on the road?
A: Zebra.
A: Zebra.
Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.
A: With ten-tickles.
Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: The alpha bet.
A: The alpha bet.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
A: You planet.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A coin.
A: A coin.
Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
A: He had his head in the clouds.
A: He had his head in the clouds.
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light.
A: It barked with de-light.