Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
A: Boil the hell out of it.
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.
A: Despresso.
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes.
A: Clean Jokes.
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee bee gun.
A: With a bee bee gun.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry.
A: Kitty Perry.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.
A: At the BP station.
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
A: A taxi driver.