Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
A: I kneed you.
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.
A: Ton.
Q: Why is your foot more special than your other body parts?
A: Because they have their own soul.
A: Because they have their own soul.
Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It's dread-full.
A: It's dread-full.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together.
A: Lettuce get together.
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho... Alaska.
A: Idaho... Alaska.
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An ambulance.
A: An ambulance.
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens.
A: a meowntain.
A: a meowntain.