Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine.
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine.
Q: Which is only the warning we take seriously?
A: Battery Low warning.
A: Battery Low warning.
Q: Do you know the different between us and Camels?
A: Camels can work without drinking for 7 days and we can drink without working for 7 days.
A: Camels can work without drinking for 7 days and we can drink without working for 7 days.
Q: What if a woman could be able to read mind?
A: Then every second man will get slapped.
A: Then every second man will get slapped.
Q: Which are the best three words other than I Love You.
A: Salary Is Credited.
A: Salary Is Credited.
Q: How to save a lot of money every year?
A: Just break up on 13th February and get back together on 15th February.
A: Just break up on 13th February and get back together on 15th February.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look! I'm about to change.
A: Don't look! I'm about to change.
Q: When a deaf person sees someone yawning, what do they think?
A: They're screaming?
A: They're screaming?
Q: Where do you find a cow with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
A: Right where you left it.
Q: Why did the old man fall in the well?
A: Because he couldn't see well.
A: Because he couldn't see well.