Q: How many apples grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
A: All of them.
Q: Want to hear a joke about paper?
A: Nevermind it's tearable.
A: Nevermind it's tearable.
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
A: It got mugged.
Q: Dad, did you get a haircut?
A: No I got them all cut.
A: No I got them all cut.
Q: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
A: No, I don't think they'll fit me.
A: No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
A: Because they have no body to go with.
A: Because they have no body to go with.
Q: Want to hear a joke about construction?
A: It's still under construction.
A: It's still under construction.
Q: What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
A: He let out a little wine.
Q: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
A: Roberto.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's fine, he woke up.
A: It's fine, he woke up.