Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads.
A: In their mousepads.
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop.
A: Wait at a buzz stop.
Q: What did the fashion police officer say to his Sweater?
A: Do you know why I pulled you over?
A: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A: A Cat-astrophe.
A: A Cat-astrophe.
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open.
A: It left it's Windows open.
Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
A: His car got toad.
A: His car got toad.
Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
A: Because it was cultured.
A: Because it was cultured.
Q: How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?
A: Bring her flours.
A: Bring her flours.
Q: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose?
A: Yoga pants.
A: Yoga pants.