Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver.
A: A screensaver.
Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A: All of the fans left.
A: All of the fans left.
Q: Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?
A: Mini-soda.
A: Mini-soda.
Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
A: UCLA.
A: UCLA.
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: Help, I've fallen and l can't giddy up.
A: Help, I've fallen and l can't giddy up.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat.
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands.
A: He neverlands.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza?
A: He ate it before it was cool.
A: He ate it before it was cool.
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.
A: A monkey.