Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
A: Because it's a little meteor.
A: Because it's a little meteor.
Q: What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A: I just love baskin' robins.
A: I just love baskin' robins.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
A: Sue.
Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
A: You're too young to smoke.
Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary.
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Remorse code.
A: Remorse code.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
A: Quattro Sinko.
A: Quattro Sinko.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash.
A: He wanted cold hard cash.
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers.
A: Firecrackers.