Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion.
A: A heavy discussion.
Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
A: Trouble.
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet.
A: A trum-pet.
Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock.
A: The dock.
Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: A Vel-Crow.
A: A Vel-Crow.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I'll go on a head.
A: You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Q:What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
A: Oh Snap.
A: Oh Snap.
Q: Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
A: Because of his coffin.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.