Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Q: What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.
A: A refrigerator.
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A: The Spacebar.
A: The Spacebar.
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
A: A soccer match.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
A: An impasta.
Q: Why is there a gate around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.
A: Because he was a little shellfish.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits.
A: Lawsuits.
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly.
A: Because he wanted to see time fly.