Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.
A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.
A: The cold shoulder.
Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?
A: Expennsylvania.
A: Expennsylvania.
Q: What's the most colorful state of USA?
A: Color-ado.
A: Color-ado.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copycats.
A: None. They were all copycats.
Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
Q: What is a bachelor?
A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone.
A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone.
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
A: I didn't even know sheep could knit.
A: I didn't even know sheep could knit.