Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
A: Blue paint.
Q: What is red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
A: A brick.
Q: How do you stop moles digging in your garden?
A: Hide their spades.
A: Hide their spades.
Q: How do cartoonists decide who's the best?
A: They draw lots.
A: They draw lots.
Q: What does a spy do when he gets cold?
A: He goes undercover.
A: He goes undercover.
Q: Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
A: Yeah! They each got six months.
A: Yeah! They each got six months.
Q: How can we get some clean water?
A: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
A: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!
A: Dam!
Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high school?
A: A graduated cylinder.
A: A graduated cylinder.
Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
A: European (You're a-peein').
A: European (You're a-peein').