Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
Student: I hope you didn't either.
Student: I hope you didn't either.
Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.
Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back.
A: Pick them up and roll them back.
Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
A: Because her class was so dim.
A: Because her class was so dim.
Headmaster: Are you a new English Teacher?
Teacher: Yes, I are.
Teacher: Yes, I are.
Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
Student: At once.
Student: At once.
Q: What is the shortest month?
A: May, it only has three letters.
A: May, it only has three letters.
Q: If you got $20 from 5 people, what do you get?
A: A new video game.
A: A new video game.
Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
Student: Big hands.