Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up some pants.
A: Because it held up some pants.
Q: What do you call a window that raps?
A: 2PANEZ.
A: 2PANEZ.
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something.
A: I think I'm coming down with something.
Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on.
A: Keep your shirt on.
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck.
A: Because he was sitting on the deck.
Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now.
A: No, I was the same size I am now.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places.
A: Stick with me and we will go places.
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired.
A: The wheels, because they are always tired.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept.
A: It over swept.