Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep.
A: To catch up on his sleep.
Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
A: Because they take too long to change.
A: Because they take too long to change.
Q: How do you cure a headache?
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear.
Q: Why do eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
A: Because it's too cold out-tide.
A: Because it's too cold out-tide.
Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
A: Because the bed won't come to you.
A: Because the bed won't come to you.
Q: Did you hear about the robbery last night?
A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants.
A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants.
Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
A: Her nose.
A: Her nose.
Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates.
A: Because it has a lot of dates.
Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen.
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen.
Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.