A: Why do cows never have any money?
B: Because the farmers milk them dry.
B: Because the farmers milk them dry.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was poultry in motion.
A: Because he was poultry in motion.
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An Investigator.
A: An Investigator.
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell him your plans.
A: Tell him your plans.
Q: Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
A: Because doing so saves them a lot of time & money.
A: Because doing so saves them a lot of time & money.
Q: What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
A: Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
A: Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Q: What is black, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
A: A raven with a machine gun.
A: A raven with a machine gun.
Q: What did one boat say to the other boat?
A: Are you interested in a little row-mance?
A: Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Q: What day does the egg fear the most?
A: Fryday.
A: Fryday.
Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away.
A: He wanted to make a clean get away.