Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell.
A: A-Dell.
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered.
A: Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
A: It had a virus!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website.
A: Made a website.
Q: What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date?
A: It was love at first bite.
A: It was love at first bite.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you.
A: I lava you.
Q: What is the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love does not last forever.
A: Love does not last forever.
Q: How long does it take to know if a pair of underwear fits you well?
A: Just a brief moment.
A: Just a brief moment.
Q: What did the cannibal's wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder.
A: She gave him the cold shoulder.
Q: Why should you sit in a corner when you get cold?
A: Because corners are 90 degrees.
A: Because corners are 90 degrees.