Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
A: A stick.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
A: Polaroids.
Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.
A: He's all right now.
Q: Why did the cat fall into the well?
A: It couldn't see that well.
A: It couldn't see that well.
Q: Why did the banker quit his job?
A: He lost interest.
A: He lost interest.
Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
A: Outlaws are wanted.
Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
A: A pilot, you racist.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where is popcorn?
A: Where is popcorn?