Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
A: Alone.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
A: A chicken running down the road.
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee.
A: Because they aaarrreee.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"
A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: Because they all have phones.
A: Because they all have phones.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
A: Nacho Cheese.