Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.
A: Snowballs.
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill.
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
A: Lean beef.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don't have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
A: You don't have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.