Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse?
A: That's a blow.
A: That's a blow.
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth.
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn't know her first name was "Always".
A: I just didn't know her first name was "Always".
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
A: A cloud.
Q: Why is U the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of fun.
A: Because it is in the middle of fun.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're pigs.
A: Because they're pigs.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor.
A: A Visitor.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
A: They want to.
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
A: The wrong answer.