Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
A: Nobody nose.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers.
A: Milk and quackers.
Q: What belongs to you but others use more?
A: Your name.
A: Your name.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils.
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch.
A: Ouch.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head.
A: Never mind, it's over your head.
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB.
A: USB.
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie Constipation?
A: It never came out.
A: It never came out.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around.
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around.