Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed.
A: A Bed.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
A: He just flipped.
Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose.
A: Because if you snooze, you loose.
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
A: He got to the root of every case.
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
A: the Telephone.
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road.
A: The road.
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office.
A: Post Office.
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
A: A waist of time.