Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton.
A: A bellybutton.
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A barbercue.
A: A barbercue.
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
A: Thunderwear.
Q: Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Because it runs through your jeans.
A: Because it runs through your jeans.
Q: Why did a small boy didn't wear his trousers?
A: Because there were three holes in it.
A: Because there were three holes in it.
Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?
A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be.
A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be.
Q: What is the tallest building in our town?
A: The library because it has the large number of stories.
A: The library because it has the large number of stories.
Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
A: Because they are really good at it.
A: Because they are really good at it.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick!
A. A stick!