Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow.
A: A rainbow.
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It's sweeping the nation.
A: It's sweeping the nation.
Q: Can you please put the cat out?
A: I didn't know it was on fire.
A: I didn't know it was on fire.
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
A: A private tutor.
Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!
A: Look grandpa, no hands!
Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The month of March.
A: The month of March.
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.