(Tell him I can't see him.)
Secretary: Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
(My wife divorced me.)
My wife divorced me recently because I'm a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about now is how to win her back.
All I can think about now is how to win her back.
(You can be sad when I die.)
Grandson: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die.
Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die.
(Credit Card stolen.)
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen, but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.
(Price of shoes.)
Customer: What's of the price of the shoes.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 2000.
Customer: And what's the price of the shoelace?
Shopkeeper: None. It's free.
Customer: That's nice. I'm taking the shoelace, keep the shoes.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 2000.
Customer: And what's the price of the shoelace?
Shopkeeper: None. It's free.
Customer: That's nice. I'm taking the shoelace, keep the shoes.
(Hair in my soup.)
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! There is one hair in my soup.
Waiter: And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?
Waiter: And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?
(Like your bald head.)
Teacher: Tell me what is barren land.
Student: Where nothing can grow.
Teacher: For example?
Student: Your bald head.
Student: Where nothing can grow.
Teacher: For example?
Student: Your bald head.
(Biscuit for dogs.)
Customer: Do you have biscuits for dogs?
Shopkeeper: Yes, do you want to eat it here or at home.
Shopkeeper: Yes, do you want to eat it here or at home.
(Blind in love.)
(There were newly married couples. The husband was wearing glasses.)
Neighbor: Your husband didn't wear glass in the past. Now he's wearing it. What's the problem?
Wife: He became bling in my love. So, he's wearing glasses.
Neighbor: Your husband didn't wear glass in the past. Now he's wearing it. What's the problem?
Wife: He became bling in my love. So, he's wearing glasses.
(Checking the eyes.)
(A patient weat to the hospital for the check-up of his fractured leg.)
Patient: Doctor! I have come to check-up my broken leg and you are checking my eyes... why?
Doctor: What to check who still fall down and break the leg even having two eyes.
Patient: Doctor! I have come to check-up my broken leg and you are checking my eyes... why?
Doctor: What to check who still fall down and break the leg even having two eyes.