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(A woman is at a doctor after her husband?s check-up.)
The doctor looks serious and says: Mrs. Jina, your husband is very sick. He needs to rest and not get upset. I will prescribe you some sleeping pills.
Wife: Ok! and how often should he take those?
Doctor: Oh, they're not for him, Mrs Jina, they're for you.
The doctor looks serious and says: Mrs. Jina, your husband is very sick. He needs to rest and not get upset. I will prescribe you some sleeping pills.
Wife: Ok! and how often should he take those?
Doctor: Oh, they're not for him, Mrs Jina, they're for you.
(I am a CEO.)
A Trainee dialed The CEO by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee to accounts department. Do it fast.
CEO: Do you know with whom are you talking?
Trainee: No!
CEO: I?m the CEO of this company.
Trainee: Do you know with whom are you talking?
Confused CEO answers slowly: No.
Trainee: Thank God!
CEO: Do you know with whom are you talking?
Trainee: No!
CEO: I?m the CEO of this company.
Trainee: Do you know with whom are you talking?
Confused CEO answers slowly: No.
Trainee: Thank God!
(Came 5 miles.)
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.
Santa: Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.
(I need glass.)
patient: Doctor, I need glasses.
Shopkeeper: Yes, you really need sir. This is a shoe shop.
Shopkeeper: Yes, you really need sir. This is a shoe shop.
(Need to change twice.)
Judge: You are seen 3 times in CCTV Footage stealing dress from the shop in every 3 nights.
Man: Judge! I had just stolen once, but she didn't like it and I need to go there to change it it twice.
Man: Judge! I had just stolen once, but she didn't like it and I need to go there to change it it twice.
(Confuse abnormal person.)
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(Giving entrance test.)
(Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
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A man asked: Why are you standing and writing at the door?
Santa: Idiot, I am giving entrance test.
A man asked: Why are you standing and writing at the door?
Santa: Idiot, I am giving entrance test.
(Let's go shopping.)
Wife: Have your lunch?
Husband: Have your lunch?
Wife: I m asking you.
Husband: I m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping!
Husband: Yes I had my lunch.
Husband: Have your lunch?
Wife: I m asking you.
Husband: I m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping!
Husband: Yes I had my lunch.
(A teacher.)
Teacher: Henry! What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Henry: A teacher.
Henry: A teacher.
(Write with another pen.)
A man called his child's doctor: Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?
The doctor replied: Until I can come over, write with another pen.
The doctor replied: Until I can come over, write with another pen.