(Finished the peanuts.)
A man visits his aunt. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.
He said: I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts.
Auntie: That's okay, dear, after I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.
He said: I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts.
Auntie: That's okay, dear, after I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway.
(Full form of wife.)
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Wife: Tell.
Husband: It means - Without Information fighting Everytime.
Wife: No, It means - With Idiot For Ever.
Husband: No, it is - Worries Invited For Ever.
Wife: Tell.
Husband: It means - Without Information fighting Everytime.
Wife: No, It means - With Idiot For Ever.
Husband: No, it is - Worries Invited For Ever.
(I'm a college graduate.)
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said: Your first job will be to sweep out the store.
Young Man: But I'm a college graduate.
Manager: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. Here, give me the broom. I'll show you how to sweep.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said: Your first job will be to sweep out the store.
Young Man: But I'm a college graduate.
Manager: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. Here, give me the broom. I'll show you how to sweep.
(It's expensive.)
(A man was caught red-handed while trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.)
Man: Listen! I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The man looked at the slip and said: This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?
Man: Listen! I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The man looked at the slip and said: This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?
(He is refusing to eat.)
Lawyer: How did your husband died?
Woman: He ate the poison.
Lawyer: But why there are lots of wounds in his body?
Woman: He was refusing to eat it.
Woman: He ate the poison.
Lawyer: But why there are lots of wounds in his body?
Woman: He was refusing to eat it.
(Gift for girlfriend.)
Salman: Day after tomorrow is my girlfriend birthday, what to gift her?
Ranveer: How's is your girlfriend?
Salman: Very cute.
Ranveer: Than give her my number.
Ranveer: How's is your girlfriend?
Salman: Very cute.
Ranveer: Than give her my number.
(One boy was following me.)
Teacher: Why are you late, Riya?
Riya: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: Than why are you late?
Riya: That boy was walking very slowly.
Riya: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: Than why are you late?
Riya: That boy was walking very slowly.
(Red Color TV.)
Man: Do you have color TV?
Shopkeeper: Yes, I have.
Man: Ok, give me red color.
Shopkeeper: Yes, I have.
Man: Ok, give me red color.
(Exchanged with bicycle.)
Wife: Did you know, our neighbor exchanged his his wife with bicycle.
Husband: Let him. But I won't exchange exchange with less than a motorcycle.
Husband: Let him. But I won't exchange exchange with less than a motorcycle.
(I love you.)
Me: I Love U.
She: That's great, but I love other letters like B, K, R, W.
She: That's great, but I love other letters like B, K, R, W.