(Look pocket and drink.)
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot.
Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot.
After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and askes him: Every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?
The man replies: I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home.
Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot.
After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and askes him: Every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?
The man replies: I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home.
(I also don't understand.)
Friend: Hey dude! How's your life going on these days?
Me: x!wL?#SfT: eRX+){dT.
Friend: What do you want to say? I don't understand.
Me: In the same way it's going. I too don't understand.
Me: x!wL?#SfT: eRX+){dT.
Friend: What do you want to say? I don't understand.
Me: In the same way it's going. I too don't understand.
(Boys vs. Girls.)
(When a Guy does something wrong.)
Girl: You broke my favorite lamp!
Boy: It was an Accident. I didn't mean to..
Girl: I can't believe you did this..
Boy: I'm Sorry...
(When a Girl does Something Wrong.)
Boy: You lost my dog?
Girl: It was an Accident. I didn't mean to..
Boy: I can't believe you did this..
Girl: I already feel bad about it.. Stop making me feel Worse..
Boy: I'm Sorry...
Girl: You broke my favorite lamp!
Boy: It was an Accident. I didn't mean to..
Girl: I can't believe you did this..
Boy: I'm Sorry...
(When a Girl does Something Wrong.)
Boy: You lost my dog?
Girl: It was an Accident. I didn't mean to..
Boy: I can't believe you did this..
Girl: I already feel bad about it.. Stop making me feel Worse..
Boy: I'm Sorry...
(You're only the one.)
Husband: Dear! you're are only the one who can make this house a heaven.
Wife: How's that?
Husband: By going to your mother's house.
Wife: How's that?
Husband: By going to your mother's house.
(Blind has no eye.)
A teacher told Karan to write "Blind Pig" on the board.
Karan wrote "Blind Pg".
Teacher: Idiot, where is "i".
Karan: Blind Pig has no "i"(eye) sir.
Karan wrote "Blind Pg".
Teacher: Idiot, where is "i".
Karan: Blind Pig has no "i"(eye) sir.
(Shyam calls a girl in phone.)
Shyam: Hello dear!
Girl: Hello!
Shyam: How are you, dear? Since about a week, I'm thinking about and wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Aww! But just now we've talked for a hour.
Shyam: Oo, sorry! I again dialed you..
Girl: Hello!
Shyam: How are you, dear? Since about a week, I'm thinking about and wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Aww! But just now we've talked for a hour.
Shyam: Oo, sorry! I again dialed you..
(Come and steal your heart.)
(A frog went to the fortune teller and asked him to see his future.)
Fortune teller: A beautiful girl will come and steal your heart.
Frog: (happily) Where can I find that girl?
Fortune teller: In the Practical Lab of Biology.
Fortune teller: A beautiful girl will come and steal your heart.
Frog: (happily) Where can I find that girl?
Fortune teller: In the Practical Lab of Biology.
(Define woman.)
Define a woman:
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she's getting late.
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she's getting late.
(Main rules..)
(A boss was telling a new applicant the two main rules of the company.)
He said: Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?
The applicant replied: Yes sir! I did.
Then the boss said: Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. There is no mat!
He said: Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?
The applicant replied: Yes sir! I did.
Then the boss said: Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. There is no mat!
(Question without answer.)
Dad: Son, whenever I enter your room, why you are always watching your computer's wallpaper?