(How did you die?)
(Souls of two friends talking after death.)
Friend: Bro, how did you die?
Another Friend: Due to cold. And you?
Friend: I doubted my GF with a boy & searched my house, found none, felt guilty & suicided.
Another Friend: Ha Ha Ha. I was in the fridge.
Friend: Bro, how did you die?
Another Friend: Due to cold. And you?
Friend: I doubted my GF with a boy & searched my house, found none, felt guilty & suicided.
Another Friend: Ha Ha Ha. I was in the fridge.
(Dead fly in my soup.)
Customer: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: What happened sir? What's the problem?
Customer: There's a Dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't you see the soup is hot. How can you suppose it to live in that heat.
Waiter: What happened sir? What's the problem?
Customer: There's a Dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't you see the soup is hot. How can you suppose it to live in that heat.
(Cuz it's the fast food.)
Teacher: A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first?
Student: The Pizza, because it's fast food.
Student: The Pizza, because it's fast food.
(Don't talk while eating.)
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Haven't I told you to never mention such things during meals? Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
Father: Haven't I told you to never mention such things during meals? Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
(How control your anger.)
Dad to son: when I beat you, How do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
Son: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
(Advise a solution.)
School teacher sent home a note: "Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls.
Mother sent a note back: "Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem."
Mother sent a note back: "Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem."
(Is everyone okay?)
Me: My phone just fell down on the floor.
Doctor: Than what?
Patient: Is everyone ok in my contact list?
Doctor: Than what?
Patient: Is everyone ok in my contact list?
(Solution to every problem.)
According to my parents,
Every problem has only one solution:
Just throw away the damn phone.
Every problem has only one solution:
Just throw away the damn phone.
(I can see your spelling.)
Teacher: Johnny, I'm glad to see your writing has improved?
Johnny: Thank You, sir.
Teacher: Now, Finally, I can see how bad your spellings are.
Johnny: Thank You, sir.
Teacher: Now, Finally, I can see how bad your spellings are.
(They are teaching A for Apple.)
Friend: Why did all Samsung Officials took out their children from the school?
Another Friend: Because the school was teaching them "A for Apple" but not "S for Samsung".
Another Friend: Because the school was teaching them "A for Apple" but not "S for Samsung".