(Favourite quote.)
Boyfriend: What is your favorite quote?
Girlfriend: I love U!
Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite quote?
Girlfriend: I love U!
Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite quote?
(Why was school easy?)
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
(King of school supplies.)
Joe: What's the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don't know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Moe: I don't know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
(100 in school test.)
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That's great. What in?
Stevie: A 30 in Reading, 40 in Spelling and 30 in Listening.
Stevie: A 30 in Reading, 40 in Spelling and 30 in Listening.
(Fruit salad.)
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
(Eat green vegetables.)
Mom: Son, you should eat a lots of green vegetables.
Son: Why mom?
Mother: You'll have brighter eyesight.
Son: Mom! Better give those vegetables to grandfather. His eyesight is very weak.
Son: Why mom?
Mother: You'll have brighter eyesight.
Son: Mom! Better give those vegetables to grandfather. His eyesight is very weak.
(Where were you yesterday?)
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours.
He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
He said: Boss! The pill actually worked!
Boss: That's all fine, But where were you yesterday?
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours.
He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
He said: Boss! The pill actually worked!
Boss: That's all fine, But where were you yesterday?
(It was a question paper.)
I saw it with my eyes but couldn't understand it.
I took it in my hands, but couldn't understand it.
It was not a dream,
It was is not a love,
It was not even friendship,
Then I realized: "It was question paper."
I took it in my hands, but couldn't understand it.
It was not a dream,
It was is not a love,
It was not even friendship,
Then I realized: "It was question paper."
(Brush!)
Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all thigs beautiful,
Smile makes all the above things possible,
So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all thigs beautiful,
Smile makes all the above things possible,
So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
(Booked only table.)
A guest calls the waiter and complains: How come there are no chairs at our table?
The waiter shrugs: I'm sorry but you only booked one table.
The waiter shrugs: I'm sorry but you only booked one table.
