(Didn't approve friend request.)
Me: She didn't confirm my friend request on Facebook.
Bro: Maybe she don't want you as a friend only.
Bro: Maybe she don't want you as a friend only.
(Are you joking?)
Me: Mom! I'm hungry.
Mom: Hello hungry, I'm mom.
Me: Mom! I'm serious.
Mom: No, you're hungry.
Me: Are you joking?
Mom: No, I'm mom.
Mom: Hello hungry, I'm mom.
Me: Mom! I'm serious.
Mom: No, you're hungry.
Me: Are you joking?
Mom: No, I'm mom.
(Don't worry.)
Doctor: Sir, your X-ray showed a broken rib.
Patient: OMG. Will I survive?
Doctor: Don't worry! We have fixed it with Photoshop.
Patient: OMG. Will I survive?
Doctor: Don't worry! We have fixed it with Photoshop.
(Who'll be lucky.)
(Mira goes to the fortune teller.)
Mira: Baba, I have two boyfriends, John and David. Tell me who will I will get married to? Who will be the lucky one?
Baba: You'll get married to John. And David will be lucky.
Mira: Baba, I have two boyfriends, John and David. Tell me who will I will get married to? Who will be the lucky one?
Baba: You'll get married to John. And David will be lucky.
(Relationship ends.)
Girlfriend: From today our relation ends. We'll return all the gifts that we gave to each other.
Boyfriend: Ok. Let's start from "Mobile recharges".
Girlfriend: Oh baby, I love you! I was just kidding!
Boyfriend: Ok. Let's start from "Mobile recharges".
Girlfriend: Oh baby, I love you! I was just kidding!
(When food is life.)
Romy : Hi Tina.
Tina: Baby come over my home.
Romy: Do you have food?
Tina: No but my parents are not at home.
Romy: Are they coming back with food?
Tina: Baby come over my home.
Romy: Do you have food?
Tina: No but my parents are not at home.
Romy: Are they coming back with food?
(Tell me your password.)
Boy: Call ambulance fast. I'm going to have heart attack.
Girl: (takes out his mobile) Ok, tell me your password.
Boy: It's ok. No need! I'm feeling better now.
Girl: (takes out his mobile) Ok, tell me your password.
Boy: It's ok. No need! I'm feeling better now.
(Value of x.)
Teacher: ...... Ok, now Raj, tell me the value of x?
Raju: She was my life, sir.
Raju: She was my life, sir.
(Fall down.)
Shyam: Ram, did you just fall on the floor?
Ram: No, the floor just wanted to hug me.
Shyam: Than why are you crying?
Ram: That was a very emotional moment.
Ram: No, the floor just wanted to hug me.
Shyam: Than why are you crying?
Ram: That was a very emotional moment.
(Don't pick up.)
Girl: You know tomorrow is birthday. What will you gift me?
Boy: Anything you want babe.
Girl: Ring.
Boy: Ok, I'll give you ring, but don't pick up, i have very low balance.
Boy: Anything you want babe.
Girl: Ring.
Boy: Ok, I'll give you ring, but don't pick up, i have very low balance.