(Get good marks.)
Teacher: Give me sentence with a direct object.
Student: Everyone thinks you are the best teacher.
Teacher: Than. But what is the object?
Student: To get Good Marks.
Student: Everyone thinks you are the best teacher.
Teacher: Than. But what is the object?
Student: To get Good Marks.
(A secret.)
An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit.
Every morning he used to open his drawer look at a paper and then lock the drawer again.
The trainees were very curious and thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer.
So one day when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock.
When they broke the lock and took out the paper it was written on the paper:
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"Left is debit and right is credit".
Every morning he used to open his drawer look at a paper and then lock the drawer again.
The trainees were very curious and thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer.
So one day when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock.
When they broke the lock and took out the paper it was written on the paper:
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"Left is debit and right is credit".
(Mom is silent.)
(Father returns home from office.)
Dad: Son! What happened to your mother? She's not speaking anything.
Son: Dad! Today mom asked me to give Lipstick and I mistakenly gave her Gluestick.
Dad: OMG! Thanks my son. Tell how much money you need?
Dad: Son! What happened to your mother? She's not speaking anything.
Son: Dad! Today mom asked me to give Lipstick and I mistakenly gave her Gluestick.
Dad: OMG! Thanks my son. Tell how much money you need?
(Very fast.)
Japanese guy visited Nepal and took taxi to go to friend's house.
On way, Toyota passd by.
He told the driver: Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then Honda passed.
He again told: Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then Prado passed.
He again said: Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver: Rs.5,000 Please.
Japanese: So much money?
The angry driver replied: Taxi meter, made in Nepal very very fast.
On way, Toyota passd by.
He told the driver: Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then Honda passed.
He again told: Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then Prado passed.
He again said: Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver: Rs.5,000 Please.
Japanese: So much money?
The angry driver replied: Taxi meter, made in Nepal very very fast.
(Women are women.)
Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.
The fairy waved her magic stick and said POOF.
(Two tickets appeared in her hands.)
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
The fairy waved her magic stick and said POOF.
(The husband became 92 years old.)
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Moral: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.
The fairy waved her magic stick and said POOF.
(Two tickets appeared in her hands.)
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
The fairy waved her magic stick and said POOF.
(The husband became 92 years old.)
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Moral: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
(Bark!)
A teacher was taking her class for a walk in the woods.
Teacher: Mary! Now say, "What do you call the cover of a tree?"
Mary: I don't know, Ma'am.
Teacher: Bark. You silly girl, don't know simple word also?
Mary: Bhow! Bhow!
Teacher: Mary! Now say, "What do you call the cover of a tree?"
Mary: I don't know, Ma'am.
Teacher: Bark. You silly girl, don't know simple word also?
Mary: Bhow! Bhow!
(Does your dog bite?)
(A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog.)
One man says to the other: Does your dog bite?
The man replies: No, my dog doesn't bite.
(The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off.)
The injured man said: I thought you said your dog didn't bite.
The other man replied: That's not my dog.
One man says to the other: Does your dog bite?
The man replies: No, my dog doesn't bite.
(The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off.)
The injured man said: I thought you said your dog didn't bite.
The other man replied: That's not my dog.
(Studied till 12:00PM)
Student: Sir! Yesterday I studied till 12:00PM.
Teacher: Wow! That's nice. What time did you start to read?
Student: 11:59PM.
Teacher: Wow! That's nice. What time did you start to read?
Student: 11:59PM.
(Ate all milk.)
(Mom gave her child a bread and milk and started doing her work. Soon the child started crying.)
Mom: What happened? Why are you crying?
Child: The bread ate all my milk. Now what do I eat?
Mom: What happened? Why are you crying?
Child: The bread ate all my milk. Now what do I eat?
(Name of neighbor's wife.)
Son: Mom! What's the name of our neighbor Raj's wife?
Mother: Her name is Deepa. But why are you asking?
Son: I see my dad calling her sweety, honey, dear, darling, etc. So.
Mother: Her name is Deepa. But why are you asking?
Son: I see my dad calling her sweety, honey, dear, darling, etc. So.