(Exams are like girlfriend.)
Boyfriend: Dear, do you know that exams are like a girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always fail.
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always fail.
(Same dream.)
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelery store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.
Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.
(Women problem start with men.)
Wife: Most of the women problems start with MEN.
Husband: I don't agree, how can you say that?
Wife: MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HISterectomy. See, how womens problems start with men?
Husband: I don't agree, how can you say that?
Wife: MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HISterectomy. See, how womens problems start with men?
(Wanted to buy a fly.)
A man went into a pet shop and said: I'd like to buy a fly please.
The shop keeper said: I'm sorry sir. We don't have flies.
Man: Well, there was one in the window yesterday.
The shop keeper said: I'm sorry sir. We don't have flies.
Man: Well, there was one in the window yesterday.
(Earth is not for fish.)
A baby fish asked her mother: Why can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
(You don't know my dad.)
Teacher: You have Rs.200 and your dad give you Rs.100. How much money you will have?
Student: Rs.200.
Teacher: You don't know anything about mathematics. You'll have Rs.300.
Student: You don't know my dad, sir.
Student: Rs.200.
Teacher: You don't know anything about mathematics. You'll have Rs.300.
Student: You don't know my dad, sir.
(Everyone to come here.)
(The hotel manager was praying to God and one Customer saw him doing so.)
Customer: Why are you praying, sir?
Manager: I was asking God for wish.
Customer: What kind of wish, sir?
Manager: I wish no foods should be left on everyone's house and other hotels.
Customer: But why do you wish so?
Manager: Because everything will come to eat in my hotel.
Customer: Why are you praying, sir?
Manager: I was asking God for wish.
Customer: What kind of wish, sir?
Manager: I wish no foods should be left on everyone's house and other hotels.
Customer: But why do you wish so?
Manager: Because everything will come to eat in my hotel.
(I love Ankita.)
Teacher: Saurav! You're talking too much with your friends and disturbing the class. Now, come and sit with Anisha.
Saurav: Ma'am, I want to sit with Ankita.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because I love Ankita.
Saurav: Ma'am, I want to sit with Ankita.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because I love Ankita.
(Close the window.)
Wife: Dear! Please close the window.
Husband: Why dear?
Wife: The man on next building is staring at me since 5 minutes.
Husband: Show your face to him dear! Than he himself will close his windows.
Husband: Why dear?
Wife: The man on next building is staring at me since 5 minutes.
Husband: Show your face to him dear! Than he himself will close his windows.
(What an idea?)
One day, Kumar was late for his home. It was already dark.
After waiting for a hour, a taxi came and he got into it and drove towards home.
After he reached home, he told the driver to stop the taxi.
He checked his wallet, it was empty.
He thought for a while and told the driver: "Please wait me here for sometime. I have my money bag under the seat. I'll come soon."
As soon as he started walking, the taxi went away.
After waiting for a hour, a taxi came and he got into it and drove towards home.
After he reached home, he told the driver to stop the taxi.
He checked his wallet, it was empty.
He thought for a while and told the driver: "Please wait me here for sometime. I have my money bag under the seat. I'll come soon."
As soon as he started walking, the taxi went away.